pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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