question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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