Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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