my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
