so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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