Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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