those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
