Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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