wanna go halves on a baby?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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