Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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