Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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