dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
