R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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