ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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