Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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