On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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