Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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