when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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