maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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