My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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