I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
