p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no you cant smoke seaweed
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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