have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Michael Bay diarrhea
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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