I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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