Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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