I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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