Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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