seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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