D3 body, D1 cock
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think people are normalizing furries
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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