I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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