My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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