Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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