Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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