im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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