is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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