I'm sorry my penis didn't work
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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