We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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