he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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