i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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