I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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