Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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