meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just pee around me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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