It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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