its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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