Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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