Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
