Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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