i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She bit a glass in half.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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