So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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