wat bout pragnant strippers??
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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