i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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