You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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