i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize