it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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