Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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