Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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