My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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